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This video may be a bit long, but goddamn if it’s not amazing. Like that fishing orangutan, I just take stuff like this as a gigantic middle finger to people who don’t think animals have souls. There’s just no way this elephant could be trained by rote to do this painting. And even if he is, that still makes him about 17x smarter than most of the kids in my high school class. They couldn’t even remember my title was “Lord Prometheus Vanquish, King of the Elven Isles”. They just kept calling me Moveit Dickhead. I mean really, how hard is it to remember Lord Vanquish? It’s like 3 fucking syllables you lowly plebe!!!