This is actually a coffin, believe it or not. Some jackass actually wants to spend all of eternity trapped into a Nike Air Max 95. My god, anyone this stupid actually deserves their fate. Look guy, you’re dead. Finito. Do you really need to waste you or your family’s hard-earned money on a coffin that looks like it was made for 25 cents by some Sri Lankan 12-year old? I mean, hell, you’re dead. Do you need to look any dumber?

Asylum collected a gallery of fantasy coffins so inane that it’ll make you glad these people are dead.

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