The notion of “completing each other” via dating is pretty fucking stupid (and nauseating), if you ask me. Why would someone even be interested in a half a person in the first place? Maybe that’s me just being a guy and all… cuz girls drop that “you make me whole” nonsense all the time. So ladies, if you’re looking for a little romantic BS, here’s a porcelain ring that should do the trick. The ring is delivered to you in one piece, which you then break in two and give the other half to your other half. Pick it up here.