10 Sep
Public intoxication has never been so easy...


Pommes Frites has taken the guesswork out of public intoxication at high-brow events. The next time you’re heading to the opera, bring your modified copy of “Opera, Front and Back.” Operating under the assumption that bringing an Opera 101 book is inconspicuous, you can take nips from your concealed flask and no one will be the wiser. Just don’t get drunk and try to sing along in Italian…apparently, they don’t like your accent.

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