Wow. I don’t know whether I like Arnold more or less after watching this, but man oh man does this guy have balls of steel. Actually, it goes well beyond cajones — this is just straight up lecherous. He could out-creep Dov Charney in the Creepy Weird Dude Finals. Or Larry from Three’s Company. I dunno, who’s worse? I mean, really — a carrot Arnold? Really?

“You know something? After watching the Mulattos shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Arnie, couldn’t have said it better myself. Parts of this are so awkward it’s actually excruciating… I mean this is our governor!

Thanks Amarylis!!!