19
Nov
Wear unnecessarily cumbersome stuff on your wrists
Gizmowatches has collected a series of steampunked watches, including the doozy DeWitt Incognito above that retails for a cool $630,000. I mean it looks cool enough, but I’d rather spend that on an Audi R8, a Maserati Quattroporte for the imaginary girlfriend, and drop the remaining $300K on an entire mountain in Guatemala — but that’s just me. You’d never catch me alive wearing the monstrosity below, however…what are you, a 12-year old girl obsessed with Harry Potter? Get a grip, my friend…
