17 Dec
The classic mythology film returns with the only man who knows where Brad Grey keeps all those dead hookers


Man oh man did I love the old Clash of the Titans — one of the best fantasy movies of all time. To this day I’d rather see some epic Ray Harryhausen skeleton armies tearing up the landscape over any crappy ass Deep Blue Sea killer shark CGI painted-on bullshit. Harryhausen was the man. Did you ever see Jason & the Argonauts? No? Well line it up on your Netflix son that shit was awesome. I certainly hope this Clash of the Titans is more 300 than Scorpion King, tho — you can’t really tell from this trailer but it could be good. I’m bewildered as to who Sam Worthington has naked pics of. Is it God? How else do you explain the guy going in one year from telling girls at a bar he’s Brett Favre’s grandson to being in 3 of the biggest movies of 2009 and 2010? Somewhere Brad Grey has a dead hooker buried and only Worthington knows, I’m sure of it…

for a little blast to the past, hit the Jump to see the trailer for the original 1981 Clash of the Titans

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  1. […] can I express my deep love of Clash of the Titans? The kitschy Ray Harryhousen Clash of the Titans with the mechanical owl and the silly SFX (I admit […]

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