26 Jan
Wallet-slamming luxury bones

While you’re lamping with your homies — sipping Crystal and snorting coke off expensive hookers’ supple breasts — why not slam the table with bones by Deuce? The Domino Set 5400-M, priced at over $10,000, will really show The Man who’s the man. Also, if you can afford to spend $10,000 on a set of dominoes, might I interest you in a coke caddy? I’m looking for a new job and you’ll need someone to dish the goods onto the hooker boobs. Oh, when the lights of the recovered economy are flicked back on, and we’re all caught like wide-eyed deers, we’ll look back on the things we had to do for money and laugh…right? (holding my hand up for a high-five)

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