25 Jan
The essence of MJ...for better or for worse

It’s a fragrance that embodies the essence MJ—that is, the chemists who whipped up this concoction created a scent that would be sure to attract young boys. Aren’t there laws against this? Ok, ok, I know what some of you Thriller-fanatic, look-the-other-way type people are saying, “But MJ was the greatest pop artist of all time.” And to that I say, yes, but he fondled young boys’ lollipops…allegedly. You can get your hands on a bottle of MJ’s juice for a mere $80.

And if that’s not enough MJ for you, you may want to cut a $15,000 check to artist Keith Collins who created this 7′ 10″ x 6′ 3″ rug to commemmorate the Pop King’s “marriage” with Lisa Marie Presley in May of 1994. Supposedly it currently resides at the Neverland Ranch, although didn’t he lose that already? Well Collins will send you a letter of certification testifying to its authenticity…for your $15K, that is. Enjoy MJ fans!

No Responses to “Michael Jackson DNA Fragrance”

  1. God bless MJ.. He trully changed the world..

  2. Beloved Michael Jackson :(. You shall be not forgotten 4ever. A real king of pop.

  3. Casey Iwaoka says:

    Thank you very much for the game assessment. I imagine I will have to head out to buy it later this morning!

  4. olga says:

    You need to educate yourself. Personal projections, wishful thinking and delusions do not create reality. A post full of ignorance

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