What do you give to the woman who loves chocolate, but wants to cut your junk off? Why, some Chocolate Swiss Army Knives of course. Sure, at first it may inspire Lorena Bobbitt-esque thoughts, but once she’s halfway through the delicious creamy goodness that is Swiss chocolate, she’ll forget all about that booze-breathed whore that was calling you darling at Bunrattys…


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