27 Jan
Keep your watches wound for any quirky sitcom mission

Ladies, we’ve got the perfect Valentines Day gift for your man’s collection of replica Swatches from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (besides the obvious choice of a scrap-metal compactor), the Underwood Jewelry Safe & Watch Winder. Not only will this wonder-box safely store up to 40 of his Velcro-strapped timepieces — keeping them safe from public scrutiny behind 2-inch thick steel plates — but it’ll also wind them, ensuring he’ll always be ready for any quirky sitcom mission that my come his way. You can snag this 6-foot leather-clad jewelry box for a modest $85,700. Batteries and Velcro swatches not included.

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