17
Mar
Stave off alien attacks with this astro-stabber
Limited to only 100 produced and supposedly used on the moon by astronauts, this Tom Sachs Spyderco Delica 4 pocket blade was altered by the space commander himself. Selling for $500, each knife comes with a certificate laying out the rules of use for this stabber. Break any of the six rules four times, your space knife license will be revoked and you’ll have to resort to fighting space aliens with your oxygen hose. Good luck swinging that thing around in zero gravity.
Supposedly carried on the moon? I guess you believe that we actually did go to the moon. It wasm’t just a propogana trick to beat the russians, huh? You liberals are all the same.