15 Mar
"Kabbalah Vodka — with Christian Infants"

Playing their design off of an old European wives tale that says Jewish religious rites required the blood of Christian babies, the beverage creators EZ Protocols have developed a new brand of Vodka. Kabbalah Vodka is a recently released premium wheat Russian Vodka that features infants handmade from fortified glass inside of each bottle. We’re not sure where you can get it, but we know it’s a huge hit so far, breaking record sales for any new brand by selling over 13,000 5-litre cases within it’s first day on the market. With Kabbalah Vodka you can get trashed with a baby in the only way that is socially and morally sound. Isn’t it just adorable?

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