Android Mini Collectibles, Series 01

20 Apr

Don't trust the robots, they seek world domination

Armed with an Android phone and an olive branch in one hand and a teeny ray gun in the other, these little robots are bent on world domination. They’ve already lulled our friends over at Google into a false sense of grandeur, poor bastards. And what’s worse, the robots have tricked artist and toy designer Andrew Bell into creating more of them. These Android Mini Collectibles are being produced in limited quantity to keep people like you and me from getting wise to their plans. This first series of robots has already been sold out, which means that they have strategically placed themselves in the homes of key targets who’ve paid $112 for a case of 16 or just $7.25 for a single vinyl infiltrator. I need you to run surveillance on Bell, he’s secretly working on the second series. Check in on his website, we can’t afford another covert invasion.