It’s perfect that they sell the Loaded Wallet in Kitson — in some circles, the quintessential Los Angeles boutique. L.A.: the City of Fronters. Nobody fronts like Angelinos — we are literally World Class at it. And what better way to front than to have a wallet that looks like a stack of $100 bills wrapped in an elastic band? Even when your ass is dead broke, you can pull out your wallet and it looks like your loaded. Genius. Los Angeles, we have found your perfect accessory. Pick it up for only $25 — even that corny mail room jockey at Voyeur trying to convince the actress/model/pilates trainer at the bar that he’s a big time “agent” can afford that. The $20 martini she’ll inevitably want? That’s another story altogether…

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