Remember how the Ghostbusters were doomed by a 130 foot tall Kaiju marshmallow mascot? And then they did what they were never supposed to do, cross streams, and blew his fluffy goodness all over New York City? Well what if he’d been caffeinated, like these Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows? Can you even imagine how geeked out NYC would be? I’m not sure who the target group for these marshmallows are, but I’m thinking pill-popping geeks, which is about as frightening a demographic as I could possibly imagine. If you see these in someone’s cabinet, run. Or, if you are a pill-popping geek yourself, pick them up for $20.

Btw, if you want to get your serious Ghostbusters fix, read a very rare and illuminating GQ interview with the iconic Bill Murray where he reveals a bit about the status of a much-rumored Ghostbusters 3. Well worth your time.