28 Oct
Only $225 to look like a total dickhead in a dark theater

Look, I have no problem with wanting to look good — we dedicate a good amount of space to items that we simply find aesthetically pleasing, but which would do us no good whatsoever in the Upcoming Zombie Apocalypse (you know it’s coming — best lock up that Enduro Motorcycle and Combo Axe). But while this “civilization” stands, I say screw it, have fun, and wear some cool shit. This does not include these 3D glasses by Gucci. I don’t care how much money you have, it is absolutely never going to be necessary to look cool in a movie theater — especially not a 3D movie theater. You’ll either be surrounded by diaper-trashing rugrats or sci-fi nerds, so we really gives a flying damn? Besides, it’s dark in there — why on earth would you need sunglasses unless you are a total douche. Oh, wait a second, I get it now — these are for total Hollywood douchebags. Nevermind then Flavio, pick them up at Gucci for only $225.

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    it looks the same as any other glasses

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