You know those idiots that keep their watches forever, and pass them down generation to generation to their useless offspring? What a bunch of chumps! Why keep something around when you can just throw it away, so it disappears into the ether never to be seen again. Done and done. Thank god Swiss watchmaker Altanus has invented Patch, the world’s first disposable paper watch. Why tire yourself out taking your watch off and on when you can just tear it off and throw it in a dumpster? Or gutter if one’s not nearby. The Patch features a LED clock face and is available in 10 colors, and is allegedly “biodegradable”, whatever that means…