31 Jan
Show off to everyone what a well-cultured dickhead you are

What’s the point of globetrotting the world if you can’t show off to all those home-bound cubicle monkeys just how well traveled you are? Sure their lives are an empty conveyor belt of soul-crushing habit, while you get to spend your life traipsing around the globe like a pop star — but if you can’t rub it in then, really, what’s the point? Now you can make it crystal clear to all who have the unfortunate opportunity to visit your home where exactly you’ve journeyed with this Scratch Off Map. For only $24, you can hang this map up and scratch off all those visited locales — much like those scratcher lottery tickets. Only instead of possibly winning money, you’re letting the world know what a well cultured dickhead you are.

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