I am a big fan of flavored vodkas in general, even if they tend to make me end up in a face plant. And speaking of plants, Absolut Wild Tea is infused with elderflower and some subtle earthy expression of black tea — a recipe originally used for the limited edition Absolut Boston vodka. Or wait, was that white tea? I don’t know, or care, for what’s important is the Absolut and the cab ride home. The 750ml bottle runs about $19, or, go for the liter at $23, if just a spot of tea won’t do the trick.