Are you old, crippled or otherwise ambley challenged? Do you fancy yourself somewhat of a bad ass? Perhaps an assassin, ninja or other mustache-twirling shadow in the night? If you said yes to the above questions, then man do Burger Knives have something or you: an entire collection of Sword Canes. Yes you read that correctly, Sword Canes. As in you are actually able to pull a functioning sword out of you walking cane. Known for the high quality craftsmanship of their knives and blades, each sword is contained in a well-crafted shaft with a hidden spring-loaded release button. Guaranteeing that every time you unleash the blade you’ll feel as if you’re in a Tarantino film. The canes come in an array of colors and your choice of handle, everything from a traditional engraved sterling silver knob to warthog ivory. If you don’t find something that suits your personal style, Burger offers custom-made handles where you can get just about anything engraved on the know and/or sword. Check out the available styles on the Burger website, where you can pick up your own for anywhere between $450 to $1,400. Something every boy dreams about, but only the most distinguished gentleman can pull off…

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