If you ever thought the female obsession with engagement rings went too far, then you probably will think that designer Kate Bauman could use a talking to. The 4-finger ring (or should I say “rings”) is made from sterling silver and cubic zirconium, and unlike your fingers, each of the hoops are the same size. So don’t expect them to fit. Or to look especially good. But they do have a certain little ghetto-brass-knuckle aesthetic that could probably BLEEP up a BLEEP in her face. And that’s what every classy girl wants. You too can have your own fist full of shut-yo-mouth in the neighborhood  of $282.

Hit the Jump to see the ring that either says “he loves me” or “I’ll hurt you” in use…