Hot Toys makes some of the most hyper-realistic “toys” out there, to the point that they make the nerd in me want to hide under my comforter, make a pillow fort and get in an all-out WWIII-style deathmatch with my vintage Robotech figures (I totally give the edge to Rick Hunter). The latest addition to their fine catalog is Snake Eyes — created to celebrate the release of the G.I. Joe Retaliation movie later this year. The 30 cm tall collectible features a whopping 30 points of articulation, and is immaculately based on Snake Eyes in his black “military ninja” bodysuit from G.I. Joe Retaliation — all the way down to the details in his costume and weaponry. Being Hot Toys first collaboration with Hasbro, the Hong Kong toy-maker went all out in arming Snake Eyes to the teeth (if indeed he has any): two Japanese-styled ninja swords, daggers, a submachine gun and a pistol with holster (plus a bunch of sheaths). The Snake Eyes Collectible Figure is expected to ship in the second quarter of this year, no word yet on pricing.