This could possibly be the most perfectly manufactured Because We Love You in the long history of our beloved series. I mean, someone had the wherewithal to have a bikini shoot in zero gravity (genius!), and then handpicked everyone’s favorite blonde bombshell to play floating piñata? There are strokes of genius, like E=MC2, Heisenberg’s Principle Of Uncertainty and the whole apple falling on Newton’s head bit, but this concept strikes a particular chord of brilliance reserved for only the truly spiritually enlightened. If there is a Maharishi of boobs bikinis, I’m thinking this was his idea. From the hearts of every hetero man out there, and the 12-year-old boy perpetually imprisoned within him, we thank you Sports Illustrated. Enjoy interwebs, this one’s for you…

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