The people at PhoneSoap want you to know your iPhone is a filthy, filthy contraption. Don’t be fooled by its shining glass and brushed aluminum casing, what you’re holding is 5S worth of vile, fetid bacteria. 18-times more bacteria than a public restroom, they’ll have you know. So if you want to rid your handy gadget of pesky filth, simply load up your phone into the miniature tanning bed, zap it with bacteria slaying ultraviolet light (for about four minutes), and your electronics will suddenly be as pure and untouched as a Jonas Brother’s ballsack. Of course it works with any phone, be it Android or Apple, and can be got for only $60.
Quickly slaying indecent bacteria with ultraviolet light