Look at the jacket above. Now, look at it again. Would you rather own that, or a 2 bedroom house in Sandusky, Ohio? If you say the jacket, then you’re in luck: at a bargain basement price of only $70,000, Calvin Klein will make-to-order this somewhat traditional navy biker jacket. Of course, it’s also made of 100% genuine Alligator skin so the price tag is totally justified. Featuring gunmetal-tone hardware, a notched lapel collar, off-set zip closure and zippered welt pockets, the Calvin Klein Alligator Skin Biker Jacket is the kind of investment that says, ‘Hey, fuck all y’all!’ It’s available exclusively in partnership with SSENSE for, well, you know — $70,000.