Have you ever wanted to wear a mask that kind of looks like your face over your own face? OK, that would be weird, but then again, so is wearing tit-colored tit covers. But if you don’t know how to pull together your Springbreakers Halloween costume, this nude-looking top atop your bonbons along with a beer bong might be your best bet. Other motives for doubling your nipple count include fashion-forward naked beach pranks or what is actually just a playful route for #freethenipple feminism. (How about yes to free nippy. But, please, no to free Willy.) Order your bikini boober now for $28 with a shipment sometime this August. Unlike actual titties, these tops are available in but three sizes and three tones. Muff-matching merkin presently not available.

One Response to “Naked Titty Bikinis: The “Ta-Ta Top” Arguably the Breast Bikini Ever”

  1. […] sizes, or in a one-piece alternative. But honestly, if you’re going two piece, why not take off your top entirely — sort of. No reason to choose between a red pill or a blue pill when you can take them […]

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