The Bronze label promises you in delightful Engrish a shirt that is “very sad makes you cry”. The “56k Teardrop” t-Shirt takes liberty with the iconic PBS logo in black as shown above, or in a white variety, both in limited stock. What might cause a depressing teardrop for a download speed, 56k at least makes for a good shirt. Get it on the Bronze online store for $25.
Time to make PBS cry