OH my god, I just pooped my pants when I read the headline to this video. Do you have any idea how long I’ve wished to be a fly on the wall in The Simpsons writers room during its halcyon Conan O’Brien years? You know, when they were penning the monorail song, and sending Homer [...]
A totally plausible explanation to how a cuckolded Han Solo and Robot Chewbacca will take on the lesser represented X-Men in the next Star Wars sequel (blame Thanos)… Oh, and Patton Oswalt is a genius…
“You look like all the nerds just had a convention on your body. As if all the nerds in the world said, ‘You know what, I know where to go.’ And they chose your ass.” Enough said. Nice touch on the Always Sunny In Philadelphia them music as well..
After all is said and done on Christmas night, ever wonder if a beleaguered and surly Santa throws down his sack, takes a big swig of mead, and hollers at Rudolf with a, “Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal”? Even if he doesn’t, this Ugly Christmas Sweater will have you quoting Home Alone through the holidays. [...]
Today is a big day in America, the day we elect who’s gonna run our ship for the next four years. And in order to inspire people to go out and vote, members of the Greatest Generation lay down the law in the very NSFW Michael Moore directed video below. So listen to grandma, vote, [...]
After Joss Whedon’s completely sincere endorsement of Mitt Romney (to spur the Zombie Apocalypse, of course) we have the ever compassionate Mr. Montgomery Burns throwing his hat in to support Romney. The billionaire humanitarian from Springfield offers many reasons why one should vote for good ol’ Mitt, the most marked being that he strapped his [...]
Joss Whedon does his part to support the Zombie Apocolypse. The solution? Vote for Mitt Romney. Some excellent, cogent points made the Avengers director and creator of all things uber-nerd. Seriously kids, if you live in America for the love of god vote next week, and if you vote please heavily consider Mr. Barack Obama. [...]
I get in discussions all the time with my friends — both liberal and conservative — about the positives and negatives of Mr. Barack Obama. Most see him as just a slightly less evil version of Mitt Romney; they point out all the things he failed to accomplish, and list a litany of alleged shortcomings. [...]