15 Jan
Adding to the collection of World's Greatest Air Freshners

Sit behind the wheel with DJ Jazzy Jeff sitting behind the wheels of steel, as you infuse your ride with the coconut fresh scent of summertime. Soup up your hooptie today for just $5 with Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Scents. Or pick the scented homie of your choice, whether you’re whether you’re riding dirty or just generally like Hangin’ With […]

6 Jul
Whipahol combines the best in life...in whip cream format

Combining all the fun of a whippit with the boozey goodness of alcohol, Whipahol Whipped Lightning is the world’s first alcohol-infused whipped cream. The idea is so simple, I’m surprised no ones come up with it before. Whipped Lightning takes real flavored cream and injects it with alcohol and compressed air, allowing you to jazz […]

20 May
The Andes Transporter could save a lot of relationships

It’s always hard to tell what’s real in these wacky interwebs, but this marketing ploy by Argentinian beer company Andes sure seems to be legit. Not only legit, but really quite inventive. In this think-inside-the-box, free-social-media, scantily-clad-promotional-girls world of beer advertising you have to take your hats of to Andes if they really pulled this […]

10 May
Like angels dancing on your tongue, but better

I was recently deployed on a mission to Maui. It was my first time in Hawaii, which is sort of surprising considering my espionage work dispatches me to the far corners of the globe. I was surprised by many a discovery, not the least of which was that the east half of the island is […]