20 Sep
Congratulations, what do you want? A f*cking cookie?

Buying congratulatory, greeting and thank you cards is absolutely awful. They’re too cheesy, filled with mass produced false love and affection, and you usually end up writing your own note inside them anyway. I’ve actually refrained from buying cards because they can’t get my message across effectively. Luckily for me, and you, Calligraphuck sends just […]


24 May
AKA How to get kicked out of class really, really quickly

OK before you get all up in a foaming tizzy, we’re not implying that Woody Allen date raping anyone is fucking awesome. Dude is funny, but let’s face it he’s creepier than Dov Charney in a Speedo. The makers of said tshirt are called Fucking Awesome, because they can pretty much call themselves whatever they […]