24 Jul
A Kursawa boilerplate blended with masturbation fantasy

Seeing as Keanu hasn’t made anything decent since Devil’s Advocate, it’s kind of a surprise to see just how watchable his latest film looks. 47 Ronin tells the tale of a somewhat Akira Kursawa boilerplate conflated with a Zach Snyder masturbation fantasy. The Seven Samurai aping film also stars Oscar winner Rinko Kikuchi and that […]


20 Feb
Download & stream latest project with producer Dot Da Genius

Brooklyn rapper Rilgood teams up with rising producer Dot Da Genius (best known for his upcoming WZRD project with Kid Cudi) for this JFK-inspired mixtape aptly titled JFK. Many think Rilgood is on the cusp of breaking, with two tracks off this mix booked for the soundtrack of Keanu Reeves’ new film, Generation Um. Stream […]


8 Dec
Sex, unicorns and a dillion dollars!

The continuing saga of one girl’s plight with unemployment…(read vol I,  vol II, vol III, vol IV, vol V,  vol VI, vol VII, vol. VIII vol IX, vol X and vol XI) Over the last month a few people have started to ask me things like: “When’s the new Bureaucracy for Breakfast coming?!” or: “Where’s the new blog? I’m waiting!” I’m sure […]