11 Jun
Inspired by a Chinese coin, this humidor doesn't leave anything to chance...

Sometimes you just need to take matters into your hands and that’s exactly what Austrian designer Genco Berk did when he designed the DeLight Humidor. No humidor on earth was worthy of housing his finest Cubans, so he went out and created his own. Inspired from the shape of a Chinese coin, the DeLight Humidor […]

Bring all the excitement of the redneck road raccoon hunt to your living room with the Roadkill Rug. No longer do you have to scratch those scabies raw anticipating that thrill that running over small, unarmed vermin gives you. Once plopped down over your cigarette-burn-and beer-stained carpet, this rug will get your salivary glands a-workin’. […]

There are a lot diet and exercise plans out there for mothers who need help retaining their coveted MILF status. But look no further mother-I’d-like-to…find — introducing the Taga Child Carrier Bike and Luxury Baby Stroller. It’s a stroller, it’s a bike, it’s a MILF status retainer. Exercise your way to a better, MILFier you […]

In case you were in the market for a getaway vehicle kit this summer, have we got the hovercraft for you. Universal Hovercraft has taken all the guess work out of hovercraft assembly by making you do the assembling. There’s also a used hovercraft section where one can buy, sell or trade these homemade, hovering […]

1 Jun
Because scrap books are for losers

So, you’ve just had a baby. Immortalize your future school shooter or pole dancer with the Otete & Anyo Baby Hand & Foot Stamp. For just $101, send in a print of your baby’s appendages and receive a customized stamp pad set. It’s cheaper than posting bail.

28 May
The sexiest instructional video on the Internets

Probably the most sexy thing I’ve seen on the Web since oiled midget mud wrestling is this Super Sexy CPR instructional video. To think that a lingerie company cares enough about first aid to create an instructional video — now that’s a great way to fulfill your civic responsibilities and give me musing material all […]

21 May
Number 7 in the series may only offer a temporary fix, but not a solution to the CoD addiction...

With the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops just on the horizon, Activision unleashes its second teaser trailer for the game. This reel opens with a jet fighter air strike and a standard, disgruntled voiceover. “A lie is a lie. Just because they write it down and call it history, doesn’t make it the […]

21 May
LIAS goes undercover to help save the world from a robot takeover

A while back, I wrote about Google and Android’s sinister robot plot to take over the world. Well, at its 2010 conference, Google I/O, announcements were made to do just that. I warned you, now take shelter. LIAS went to Google I/O on a reconnaissance mission and here’s what we found: Google TV If successful, […]