23 Sep
Get yourself some Zen consciousness... on the rocks

Makers of the world’s most completely unnecessary and yet amazing products, Thinkgeek have come up with a must-have for your wet bar/Zen temple. The spiritually enlightened Laughing Buddha ice tray includes four fillable Siddartha slots, each holding 1.5 ounces of water — lest you prefer to use them for belly jiggling jello shots. It is […]


19 Apr
Tough like overdone chicken...

Even if you’re never really nostalgic for prison food, I think this oven mitt has a place in any dainty foodie’s kitchen. This this double sided Glove & Hate oven mitt by Stuart Gardiner says “love” on one side and “hate” on the other. Perfect if you’re ever adding a dash of pepper and a […]


8 Dec
Leave a clear message

Dying to leave a message for the vile jerks who eat your leftovers at work? Flip them off cursor-hand icon style with these Cursor Magnets for your (and your cubicle’s) refrigerator. Why sit around and be all passive aggressive, just get aggressive and let people know how you feel about their pilfering ways. That, and […]


21 Sep
Modeled after actual famous blades

Sure, purchasing chopsticks shaped like samurai swords is a no brainer. But what makes these even more priceless is that they’re imported from Japan, not some Sri Lankan sweatshop (I like my novelty toys to be as authentic as possible). Second, the swords are actual reproductions of real blades, famous swords from feudal Japan — […]


4 Mar
I know what to ask Santa for next Christmas

While most toy designers are content with using vinyl as their clay of the gods, Berlin’s Zeitgeist Toys prefers to use fine materials like precious metals and even porcelain to mold their beasts. As porcelain is one of the finest and most difficult materials to work with, it’s no wonder they demand such exorbitant prices. […]