10 Jul
No really - seriously. We're not making this up...

This is arguably the greatest story of epic tragedy since, I dunno, Laius and Jocasta decided to get busy. It’s like the trifecta of human suffering: hookers, booze and midgets. Oh, and decorative wrestling masks to match. Shouldn’t Michael Bay be paying some writer from Burn Notice to pen the script as we speak?? I […]

I don’t know who Squeak E. Clean has naked photos of, but that guy’s got somebody powerful in his pocket. Maybe it’s Steve Aoki Jello wrestling that gay senator, while one of the Olsen Twins holds the camera and force-feeds them Oxycontins. Who knows. Nevermind the coup of getting M.I.A., Santogold and Spank Rock all […]