25 Aug
Quite possibly the dumbest celebrity perfume ever

In the world of celebrity perfumes, stupidity really knows no bounds. Why on earth anyone would feel compelled to smell like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears is a notion so confounding I cannot even begin to grasp it. I think about it and I feel like a monkey trying to do algebra. I imagine it […]

30 Jun
Sallie Mae vs. Grizzly bear hides

The continuing saga of one girl’s plight with unemployment…(read vol I,  vol II, vol III and vol IV) Remember the nice guy who worked at the Genius Bar, and who told me to call a 1-800 number and use the word “inconvenience” a lot, so I could maybe get my MacBook fixed for free? Well, […]

The new Mercedes Benz McLaren SLR Stirling Moss will be the last of the acclaimed McLaren SLR line. What a shame — these SLRs are bad ass. Supposedly, this is the production version and will come out with neither windows nor roof. No roof? As this supercar launches you down the road with 650 horses, […]

A new pet has hit Hollywood: The Dexter Mini Cow. Fuck a Chihuahua — shit is passé. Yorkshire Terrier? Over it. A pugapoo?! Bitch please! Nah, you wanna be like Paris and Britney? It ain’t 2007 — put down those pooches and pick up a Dexter Mini Cow! Originally from mountainous areas of southern Ireland, […]