Well no shit this ad was banned in Germany! No matter how liberal and progressive those saurkraut-eating, pilsener-brewing, Rammstein-listening Euros are, there’s no way anything this suggestive is playing on TV. Still, gotta give props to whatever Sprite exec…

You know how I just got done ranting yesterday about the insidiousness of advertising, and how it’s a black festering sore on the soul of humanity? Well, here comes Nike with a well-timed rebuttal emphasizing the potential that advertising,…