Last we saw from Fool’s Paradise, it was something along the lines of a sexy Jedi Jesus. It’s a little harder to exactly pinpoint the narrative this time, but a first guess might be Barbie the robot-alien-headed bounty hunter who likes to keep her boobs well ventilated. This marks 12 rounds of Alan Ng-designed Jango Keiko dolls […]


27 May
Medicom Toys towering ode to dispensable Darth Vader lackeys

If Star Wars episodes can keep coming, you’d better brace for the very same for lucrative toy licenses. And so, in eager of anticipation of the upcoming episode VII, and in revamp of the 400% Bearbricks released in June 2011, now comes Medicom Toys’ huge 1000% Bearbrick Stormtrooper. The stormtrooper measures just under 28 inches, and if […]


15 Apr
100-piece exclusive run for the Thailand Toy Expo

Debuting this Thailand Toy Expo is a vivid, sexy and awesomely creepy scene built from the toy parts of Fool’s Paradise and JP Toys (and perhaps maybe just a tinge of Star Wars scrap parts). The image is a sexy hodgepodge of a Jedi-Jesus meets stripper cat-fight delivered in a lurid, mildly slapdash, deliciously blasphemous sort […]


27 Mar
Bring your 59fifty to the Dark Side this spring

In the not too distant future (actually, not until this April), in a galaxy far, far away (meaning Hong Kong), New Era will be releasing a new line of Star Wars-influenced 59fifty caps. With six styles representing six characters — R2-D2, C-3PO, both Boba and Jango Fett, a stormtrooper and everyone’s dark-side fave, Darth Vader — with […]


25 Nov
A simple ode to Darth Vader's hapless henchmen

Show your love of the Dark Side with ThinkGeek’s simple Stormtrooper earrings. Crafted of metal with enamel white-and-black paint of Darth Vader’s hapless henchmen, the Stormtrooper earrings are a great way to let people know what a secret dork you are… which can be super hot when done correctly. Get them for the sci-fi Star […]


31 Oct
You have an ass & liquor. Use them.

As we like to always say, Keep it Stupid, Simple. And there’s no better way to keep things stupid than with some Star Wars bar stools in your life. You have a bar at home, you have an ass, you have a need to place that ass somewhere whilst you imbibe your freshly opened bottle […]


3 Oct
Air Force 180s, Air Max 1s and Dunk Lo’s... in canine form

Much like that rad Stormtrooper Helmet crafted from Adidas Superskate sneakers, the British designer Vinti Andrews has similarly crafted a series of dogs — all made from classic Nike kicks like Air Force 180s, Air Max 1s and Dunk Lo’s. Best part of all is you can actually purchase them — pick them up now […]


20 Sep
Further branding from a franchise that knows no marketing limits

The LA-based artist Freehand Profit has released a piece of headgear with inspiration from Star Wars, the movie franchise whose marketing schemes seem to know no human limit. The helmet required the deconstruction of two adidas x Star Wars Superskate Mid shoes to create, along with the help of one EFX Studio Stormtrooper prop replica. The […]