Flex Design has the perfect solution for when you skip one too many workouts before returning to muscle beach. Or, when you’re just too damn lazy to lift a barbell. The foam fitted opposite-of-fat suit “Muscle Suit” is available in a full range of colors and will have you looking like the Rock in a jiffy. The […]


3 Jul
Mother's little helper in maillot form

Everyone knows that pharmaceuticals can be a delightful dose to any day at the beach, poolside lounge, 4th of July BBQ or pill-side pass-out. This new addition to the Poprageous line out of Los Angeles was inspired by the work of artist Damien Hirst at the request of model Lily Cheshire. The Chill Pill Bikini is available in […]


11 Jun
A shave & haircut, a smoke & pancake, a scotch & a suit

Dewar’s already knows what a real Father’s Day for a drinking man is all about. They have done Father’s Day before, if you recall. This year, instead of just making your dad some pancakes or buying him a tie (unless it’s a Le Noeud Papillon “La Belle Dame” Bow Tie, naturally) set up your Distinguished […]


23 Sep
100% cotton sweats for those scotch & newspaper nights.

Classic active apparel brand Champion and Japanese outdoorsy label Nanamica join forces to bring you some high quality herringbone printed sweat pants and crew necks. The home-body swag capsule collection includes three exclusive letter-printed crew necks which represent its country of origin with an interlocking “N” — the white “T” for Tokyo, the blue “K” […]


19 Sep
Collaborative track suits sold via lottery for Fall/Winter 2012

A new item has been released from F.C.R.B. and mastermind JAPAN in conjunction with Nike for Fall/Winter 2012 consisting of a warm-up jacquard suit in. The jacquard suit (pictured above) has mastermind JAPAN’s signature white skull and crossbones logo on the back of the jacket, with the same logo on the back left pocket of the […]


22 Aug
Spend 70 seconds watching Ms Upton roll around in a bikini

Not much to describe here, just a 70 second video of everyone’s favorite buxom American supermodel running around on a beach in a bikini doing stuff and talking about stuff. I was on the phone when I watched this video so the volume was on mute, but I inferred by lip reading that she was […]


18 Jun
Protecting your guts while showing them off

Since 1963, Alpinestars has provided the racing world with high-performance apparel, technical footwear and sportswear. Their newest suit, designed by London-based designer Death Spray Custom (AKA David Gwyther), fuses art, design, technology and racing into one sleek, somewhat humorous package. We’ve seen Gwyther ‘s work before with his Davida “Brain Box” helmet and Nitto Love/Hate Handlebars, […]


15 Jun
Quality handmade sterling silver men's accessories

Accessories make the outfit, and with Smoking Skulls on your cufflinks you’re sure to send the message that you’re not to be messed with. Actually that depends — if you have your eye on a lady, maybe you are meant to be messed with. In the broom closet and such. Really, that’s your call. The […]