I love how personal Segway-like machines are heralded as “green” cos they don’t use much power to cart your lazy ass around. You know what’s more green than lithium ion batteries and solar panels? Walking, u lazy fuck! Take…

This kid created the first motorized unicycle called the Uno…although its not really uni, cos its got 2 wheels side-by-side. Whatever, it’s still cool as hell. Using similar gyroscopic technology to that lazy-ass Segway “walker”, this electric vehicle has…