My first instinct is to warn the youth of America that this is nothing more than a good ol’ fashion rape-and-pillage of an already marginalized (at best) streetwear market. I feel like I should stress the evil ways of corporate America. That it’s nothing more than a consumerized perversion of authentic subcultures. That they’re just […]

[kml_flashembed movie=”” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Shit is hi-la-ri-ous, though i have to say the inclusion of Akon in the Abused Vocoder Category is a bit unfair. There are about two dozen pop acts that consistently beat that dog with a chain much more than Akon, regardless what you think about his shirtless R&B crooning (and 15-yr-old […]

[kml_flashembed movie=”” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Take this test — its a great assessment of one’s natural state of attention. After taking it, I realize that I am aware, some might say too aware. Like for instance, I’m aware that today I’m going to charge my El Camino down the Venice Boardwalk and make short work […]

When I was elementary school I live about a half mile from school. My buddy and me would walk it everyday. There was a house a few blocks down from mine that was always avoided. Always. Not just on our way to and from school, either. Weekends… when ever. At all costs. It was something […]

   So a group of Muslims opened a pub in Oldham, UK, that doesn’t serve booze, as they’re not allowed to drink that tasty beverage due to Muslim Law. At the Hilal Inn, barflies can enjoy a game of pool, toss some darts, and even slurp down the occasional virgin fizzy-orange-drink-in-a-flute. But a shot of whisky? […]