We here at Lost In A Supermarket would like to wish our readers a Merry Christmas and wishes for an amazing, fulfilling & fruitful 2015! Or Happy Holidays, if you worship Crom, Zeus, Christopher Hitchens or some other great spirit. Thank you all for coming to LIAS on a regular basis and hopefully enjoying our output […]

There may be an ugly sweater party coming up for Christmas and you don’t have a thing to wear. Middle of Beyond (the guys in Austin, TX who like to knit and made this rug) won’t supply you with a sweater that is ugly enough to win you that prize of an evil Starbuck’s card, or […]

The Christmas spirit strikes Canadian artists Zeds Dead, who in their mistletoe generosity are making their Holiday 2013 mixtape available for free download.  The excellently mixed set includes 35 tracks in just under one hour, throwing in a virtual bouillabaisse of bass-oriented tracks — from trap, grime and drum & bass to future garage, nu disco […]

23 Dec
Stuff Melanie Iglesias "Flip Book: Xmas Edition" in your stocking

Why is this my favorite time of the year, you ask? Because it’s the only time we’re not inextricably tied to the insatiable whore known as the Blogosphere. See, most of you go home and your work day is done — you play with the kids, log onto Battlefield 3 on your Xbox or just […]

12 Aug
Sometimes the holidays are about shooting Santa Claus in the face

It’s that special time of year again, when we can expect another installment of drug-fueld antics courtesy of Harold & Kumar. This time the high smoking duo destroy everything that makes Christmas holy by shooting Santa Claus in the face (by accident), and then partying with Jesus and Neil Patrick Harris. In 3D, naturally. A […]

21 Dec
The ever clever CardSharp credit card-sized folding knife

What do you get the plane hijacking terrorist that has it all? A boxcutter necklace? Gunpowder Nikes? An “I’m With Obama!” tshirt? Not bad ideas, but a bit too obvious in these post-TSA groping days. A good place to start would be the CardSharp credit card-sized folding knife, a handy blade that you can fold […]

24 Dec
Time to get back to destroying ourselves with booze

So it’s that most wondrous time of the year when the staff of Lost In a Supermarket finds the roadmap outta this giant interweb bodega, wraps some locks on the door and ventures out into the land of Rancho Relaxo. It’s been a helluva good year for us at LIAS and we want to thank […]

With the song “What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)”. True story. It was a Yuletide favorite in the Mundt household. I fondly remember dressing the Christmas tree with care, eating Madmom’s fresh gingerbread cookies, and listening to the soothing lilt of a Wookie’s song from my mornings […]