The end is near, and it is coming in the form of a Gangstified Infant Doll. Not only are they aesthetically the most hideous creations I’ve ever seen, but I can’t even imagine the warped social programming they’ll be responsible for. It’s as if DUB magazine puked foam plastic all over an Anne Geddes photoshoot. I’m getting nauseous just looking at these little abortions…

3 more of these monstrous little goons after the Jump

Crunk On Board: Burn it now.

Awwwe…cute…it’s got blinged-out dog tags AND a diamond ring…

…and what could possibly be the inspiration for this ghoulish creation? The pubic hair-clot in Carrot Top’s bathtub?

…these need to be hunted down and destroyed like the offspring of The Thing…

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