Are you too fucking lazy to put a sweater on in your home? Have you been inadvertently trapped by a blanket while attempting simple everyday activities? Are you having a hard time pulling off that gay-Jesus-Jedi look everyone’s talking about? If so, Snuggies might be the product you’ve been looking for my loser friends. My first time watching this commercial conjured up memories of Tim & Eric Awsome Show: Great Job!. Apparently we are living in an age where Americans are losing a substantial amount of body heat by reading or changing the channel on the TV without our arms being covered by a blanket. Who knew!

Btw, if you ever go to a game and see someone weaering one of these in public, would you please do the world a service and punch them in the face? Thanks! I’ve heard of cheeseheads pissing themselves to conserve heat during subzero temp games, and I honestly would rather do that then wear one of these…