On signing into law the Americans with Disabilities Act in 1990, President George H.W. Bush remarked: “Let the shameful wall of exclusion finally come tumbling down.” The ADA protects the disabled from discrimination by employers, opens access to public transportation and public and commercial buildings, and ensures that telecommunications companies provide the disabled with services. Although the ADA may have forced many pornography stores to build wheelchair access ramps, it didn’t compel them to make their pornographic video materials more accessible to the blind. This is where the charitable contributions of people like you and me come in. The website Porn for the Blind solicits visitors to submit their own audio descriptions of brief pornographic video clips found on the web for the benefit of the blind. Unfortunately, many of the entries are about as erotic as play-by-play color commentary for the PGA Championship. And yes, before you ask, someone had the decency to submit a description for 2 Girls 1 Cup.