Real Tomato has finally come up with an alternative use for your voter registration guide—the RFID Paper Radio. A radio frequency chip is encoded with a message, a song, a queef, whatever and then activated when coming into contact with a corresponding chip. Your favorite musician (probably Seal or Barbara Streisand judging by the advertising on this site) can encode a special message in one of these radios that is activated when slapped over a speaker containing an RFID chip.