There are few things more pleasing to a man than crisp clean gleaming white sneakers. It brings joy in ways that few things non-female related can. And there’s few things (non-female related) that can bring more anger and frustration than when that first drunken fool steps on them and soils their gleamy whiteness forever. That is the joy (and frustration) that these tundra-white New Balances would bring to my life. A collaboration with AKM and mita sneakers, these CM576s blend white leathers with cream in various finishes. Order yours now at HYBAA, but you’ll have to wait till late July for your little bundles of joy to be delivered.

More profile shots after the Jump…