There’s few things more nauseating than seeing road kill wiped out on the side of the road. Even worse, trying to dodge it while it’s in the middle of your bike lane. That’s why it takes someone truly messed up to envision Road Kill Toys, a plush take on the most unbearable and disgusting driving hazard. The polyester filled toys resemble animals that have been hit, run over and generally squished by large phantom vehicles. Including Twitch the raccoon, Grind the rabbit, Splodge the hedgehog and Smudge the squirrel, the collection may not give you the street cred you’re looking for but they’ll certainly make a great gift for your friend’s kid who’s kind of an asshole. Watch them rip open the gift and start bawling hysterically — it’ll be hilarious. With zippers on their side, you can easily pull the bloody entrails out or pile them back in without the aid of a veterinarian — all for around $40 (£25).