The ungainly creation of a snow shoe and classic sneaker reproduction, the Diet Butcher Slim Skin Horse Hair High Top Sneakers should probably stay in Toyko (the place of its ghastly birth). The hybrid between two vastly different shoe silhouettes didn’t create something better — it only created a shoe a questionable footwear curiousity. The Diet Butcher Slim Skin wastes premium leather and features textured horse hair around the mid-foot, a padded ankle and zippers on the back. If you are interested in an expensive joke, it is available at oki-ni for about $750.