We’ve unfortunately seen them live, caught them at a festival assaulting the eardrums of the brainless & clueless, and avoided their residencies at Ed Hardy-filled clubs from New York to Las Vegas, Miami to Los Angeles; but how much money are they actually making from pretending to play stuff? Check out who made the Top #30 to #21 below and peep the Top 20 wealthiest DJ’s after the Jump… then come up with your own stage name and get to mixing Derek, you seriously can’t be any worse…

I mean Paul Oakenfold? Tiesto? Benny Benassi?? Seriously, fucking Aoki??? Is this really what the Rave Revolution promised us…?

The 30 Wealthiest DJ’s In the World:

#30: Afrojack Net Worth – $2 million

#29: Markus Schulz Net Worth – $2 million

#28: Darude Net Worth – $2.5 million

#27: Kaskade Net Worth – $3 million

#26: Martin Solveig Net Worth – $3 million

#25: Eric Prydz Net Worth – $4 million

#24: Swedish House Mafia Net Worth – $4 million each

#23: Gareth Emery Net Worth – $5 million

#22: Avicii Net Worth – $6 million

#21: Skrillex Net Worth – $8 million

#20: ATB aka Andre Tanneberger – $8 million

#19: Calvin Harris Net Worth – $10 million

#18: Deadmau5 Net Worth – $12 million

#17: Benny Benassi Net Worth – $14 million

#16: Carl Cox Net Worth – $15 million

#15: The Chemical Brothers Net Worth – $15 million

#14: Ferry Corsten Net Worth – $18 million

#13: Steve Aoki Net Worth – $20 million

#12: Fatboy Slim Net Worth – $22 million

#11: David Guetta Net Worth – $25 million

#10: Moby Net Worth $28 million

#9: Daft Punk Net Worth – $30 million each

#8: Pete Tong Net Worth – $30 million

#7: Judge Jules Net Worth – $40 million

#6: Sasha (DJ) Net Worth – $40 million

#5: Armin Van Buuren Net Worth – $40 million

#4: John Digweed Net Worth – $45 million

#3: Paul van Dyk Net Worth – $50 million

#2: Paul Oakenfold Net Worth – $55 million

#1: DJ Tiesto Net Worth – $65 million